| [Log #452]
HAHAH Oh my god, everything is going to shit. At this point, all I can do is laugh.
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| [Log #451]
Just when you think life is getting good, it douses you in kerosene and lights a match.
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| [Log #450]
These days I can't distinguish the difference between my dreams and real life. It's gotten to the point where I don't know whether the conversations I've had with people actually happened or not. I think I'm going insane.
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| [Log #449]
I woke up early today not because I wanted to open presents, but bc i was severely dehydrated. gj.
merry christmas!
i found santa!
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| [Log #448]
Game Night
Alcohol: 1 liter of Ketel one, 12 pack of Stella
Game: Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader
Category: 4th grade Science
Question: "What is the term used to describe mass divided by volume?"
Lisa: "My ass."
Josh: "HOW did you know the answer was 'huge'?"
Lisa: "SHUT UP."
Me: "I give up. What's the answer?"
Josh: "Density."
Everyone: "LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
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